Humans can grow up to eight feet. Most of them only grow posthumously, hence the expression, “six feet under.”

Explanation:

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

He couldn’t put the book down.

What kind of pencil did Shakespeare use? 2B or not 2B?

I’ve always assumed it’s Gabe Newell getting revenge for all the fat jokes he’s endured.

For the confused: tooth hurty

What do you call a woman with one artificial leg?

Peg.

If you run in front of a car, you’ll get tired. If you run behind a car, you’ll get exhausted.