No, no, no, this was from 2008 and the “release” of the new LC model: https://www.ign.com/articles/2008/08/15/lara-croft-i-presume

They actually went with this photo (and others), but have since moderated themselves

This follows classic maritime law: You don’t have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

This one is newer: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-j9f95EJaTHg/VNBkM0cJhCI/AAAAAAAARzs/wIzGSSJkiCo/s1600/alison-carroll-kick-1210867833.jpg

Meh. We did it before the internet turned to shit. It will be OK

That .heic made my eye twitch. Reminded me of my coworkers at work not being able to open a photo they took on their iPhone, and that they want to use on the intranet

We could call it Fedora!

Perhaps I’m just an old 40 year old fart, but the Internet was better before. I miss the 00s and the 10s. Now it’s just paywalls, LLM generated bullshit, and search results from SEO orgies

He could probably put a hole through a tank when he finishes 🗣️🍆💦🎇

To årstider: mygg/knott, og regn

I haven’t been able to listen to music since year 2000 😢

“Wash my clothes”

“No…”

There’s a difference between trying to find out what is wrong and being a cunt.

If this person had asked politely after quickly searching for answers, the developer’s response would most likely be different and helpful

This is like the “I’m not racist, but…” And then proceeds to say the most racist thing ever imagined

The goal of interstellar travel must be to reduce the ping to 0

Not how capitalism works. Sadly

The worst thing about interstellar travel: no internet

How to make sure I’m not making it by accident? That is the reason why I have a general understanding of atomic bombs

I had it. I printed it out on a dot matrix printer. Took hours, and my dad found it while it was half way. He got angry, pulled the cord and burned all of the paper

This is how I look for the best bits in porn

Then you should stop thinking