I’m just imagining a grown man standing there, then you takes off your towel, and instead of a dick, you have a conjoined infant baby dangling from your crotch. Attatched by the head to your crotch. Clearly only aged until age 3 months old, meanwhile the adult half of you is 34 years old.
Scientists can’t figure out if they love or hate you.
As a man, I don’t believe I’ve ever stopped measuring by length. But maybe I should switch to weight.
“It weighs 10 whole pounds just by itself.”
“That is too big for a tumor. Hou’re going to die.”
I have dick like a baby, 10-pounds of dangling fury.
I’m just imagining a grown man standing there, then you takes off your towel, and instead of a dick, you have a conjoined infant baby dangling from your crotch. Attatched by the head to your crotch. Clearly only aged until age 3 months old, meanwhile the adult half of you is 34 years old.
Scientists can’t figure out if they love or hate you.