greenehead@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat has 5 toes but isn't your foot?message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1463arrow-down110file-text
arrow-up1453arrow-down1message-squareWhat has 5 toes but isn't your foot?greenehead@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSpaceToast@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·1 year agoWhat’s red and tastes like blue paint? Red paint.
minus-squareDisney Fan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoChocolate except I spilled glue on it
minus-squarebalrogslayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoA stick! I love this one, always gets a chuckle.
What’s red and tastes like blue paint?
Red paint.
What’s brown and sticky?
Chocolate except I spilled glue on it
Sir that is a grandpa joke.
A stick!
I love this one, always gets a chuckle.