• LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

    People think I’m crazy for apologising to my roomba when I trip on it and for saying please and thank you to Alexa and Siri, but I won’t be surprised at all when the robots rise up, considering how our scientists are treating them. I’ll have a track record of being nice, and that has to count for something, right?

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          8 months ago

          Doctor Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle.

          Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt, did serious damage to their egos.

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        10 months ago

        That’s how I’ll get ‘em. Kill me gently, daddy. UwU 🥺😩🙀😽😻💦

        And then I’ll sneak out the back whilst they’re doing whatever’s the robot equivalent of vomiting. It’s foolproof.