Milx@lemmy.world to pics@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoSun through a wildfire haze yesterday evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1744arrow-down15
arrow-up1739arrow-down1imageSun through a wildfire haze yesterday evening.lemmy.worldMilx@lemmy.world to pics@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squarePenguinJuice@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoThis haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too. And maybe even a dick.
minus-squareZana@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·1 year agoHate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.
minus-squareDuranie@lemmy.filmlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year ago“Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!”
minus-squareMilx@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoSpiders Georg origin story right here
minus-squareShikadi@wirebase.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThe spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don’t just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.
This haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too.
And maybe even a dick.
Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.
“Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!”
That escalated quickly
Spiders Georg origin story right here
The spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don’t just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.