• Nommer@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    It reminds me of a kid telling their parents not to check on something because they know they’ll get in trouble.

    • Tak@lemmy.ml
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      8 months ago

      Of a kid? Were you that kid? Lol I know I was that dumbass kid on many occasions.

      My nephew was completely convinced that when he lied his nose would grow like Pinocchio’s so when he lied he’d cover his nose.

      • vynlwombat@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Out of nowhere, my kid would say “No poop” and start backing away. Obviously, he was full of shit just like these ISPs.

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      8 months ago

      Me: Where did you put it?

      My son: runs to the spot and stands in the way, so i can’t see

      Me: checkmate!