androidul@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoHoney, why is there a strange baby in the crib?message-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareHoney, why is there a strange baby in the crib?androidul@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareburgersc12@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoYou cannot force a baby to change, they have to want to change
minus-squareCapt. Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoOne of my psych professors used to respond, “No, you can get anyone to change that you want. All you need is some rope, a car battery, and a bull horn…”
minus-squareburgersc12@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 year agoOk got the rest, now where do I get a baby???
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoJim’s Discount Babies & Bait Shop, right down on Water Street. Tell Dick he still owes Bob twenty bucks from poker night, mmkay?
You cannot force a baby to change, they have to want to change
One of my psych professors used to respond, “No, you can get anyone to change that you want. All you need is some rope, a car battery, and a bull horn…”
Ok got the rest, now where do I get a baby???
Jim’s Discount Babies & Bait Shop, right down on Water Street. Tell Dick he still owes Bob twenty bucks from poker night, mmkay?