Yeah, I’m not in a flood zone, but seeing things like this is why I mounted a hatchet on my attic wall. It’s pretty certain I’ll never need it, but I can live a little lighter with the delusion that I’ll be able to hack my way onto the rooftop instead of dying, unfound, in a sweltering attic.
Time to ban talking about climate change!
They can’t hear such talking anyways over the really cool sound of their coal rollers.
And privatize weather predictions so you don’t see it coming either.
So much drama. Just subscribe to their services in perpetuity and pay the premium tier to get access to hurricane information.
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And in the extra premium tier you get predictions on the future development of real estate prices in relation to climate change.
How about… you cram it right about now?
When I woke after Hurricane Ivan I went outside and cried in the street. That was a love tap compared to this.
So when would it be appropriate to talk about the causes of the increasing frequency of natural disasters in your opinion?
No we can’t talk about gun violence after a shooting! Have empathy! We shouldn’t talk about war right after an invasion, think of the people there.
Well, when the hell is it okay to talk about climate change? After years of rebuilding when no one cares again, just in time for an even strong storm? You, yes you right here, should be absolutely pissed about climate change. Oil companies and major polluters are causing this, you should abso-fuckin-lutely want to be talking about it
The town of Chimney Rock is gone.
No hyperbole.
It’s gone.
There are many more we won’t know about until next week. This is a national tragedy.
Hopefully they want to understand why this happened and will learn who’s to blame.
Those goddamn Cloud People launching their attacks on the American way of life! It’s an act of war!
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They’re gonna need a lot of rice for this one…
